1. Teri yaadon ka nasha itna kamal hai,
Filter bhi confuse ho jaye—original ya viral?

2. Pyaar ki receipt maangi, toh bola—free trial chal raha hai,
Refund policy nahi, sirf breakup warranty.

3. Dil ka signal kabhi busy rehta hai,
Par Instagram pe story hamesha online rehti hai.

4. Shaadi ki invite mili toh bola—RSVP kar raha hoon,
Par kab tak? Tab tak pizza khatam nahin hua.

5. Dost mpaka kehte hain—honesty best policy,
Maine bola—phir ATM ki pin kab batani hai?

6. Uski smile ne dil chura liya,
Police ne bola—wajah batao, usne kaha—WiFi password.

7. Roz dieting ki shuruaat karta hoon,
Magar biryani ka notification aate hi loyalty bhool jaata hoon.

8. Pyaar mein logic fail ho gaya mera,
Calculator ne bola—reboot karke try karo.

9. Usne bola ‘call me’, maine bola—missed call de do,
Aaj tak ringtone hi aaya hai, connection nahi.

10. Dil to kamaal ka cheez hai—silent mode pe bhi dhadak jaata hai,
Par alarm pe nahi uthta, boss ki call par wahi active hota hai.

11. Life ka password mujhse poocha gaya,
Maine likha—’1234’—system bola too weak, motivate ho jao.

12. Uski aankhon mein kuch khaas baat thi,
Par WiFi se weak connection ka error bhi saamne tha.

13. Pyaar mein invest kiya toh returns thode late mile,
Par memes ka dividend roz aata raha.

14. Kismet ne bola—sabar karo, sab thik hoga,
Bank ne bola—account ka balance thik nahi.

15. Teri yaadon ka backup maine cloud mein rakha,
Par password bhool gaya—ab toh recycle bin bhi naam poochta hai.

16. Ex se pucha—kya yaad aata hai?
Woh boli—tumhara status dekh kar hasi aati hai.

17. Pyaar ka plan bana ke nikla tha beach pe,
Par sunscreen laga ke laga main facewash lag raha hoon.

18. Dost ne bola—tu superstar banega,
Maine bola—first like aur comment toh de de.

19. Pyaar aur pizza—dono warm hona chahiye,
Par pizza jal jaye toh bhi milta hai, pyaar jal gaya toh refund nahi.

20. Dil diya tha par receipt misplace ho gayi,
Ab dhoondhte dhoondhte online shopping ka cart fill ho gaya.

21. Mohabbat ka signal chhota sa tower chahiye tha,
Par tumne network jam kar diya, roaming charges lag gaye.

22. Pyaar ki delivery express chahiye thi,
Par aaj bhi tracking status: ‘Out for feelings’.

23. Dil ka app update chalu hai,
Har update mein naye bugs aate hain—crash hone se pehle coffee pilao.

24. Tere bina zindagi adhoori lagti hai,
Adhoori ghar me fridge bhi khali nazar aati hai.

25. Tumne kaha—main tumhare liye kuch bhi karunga,
Maine bola—toh WhatsApp forward band kar do, usne block kar diya.

26. Love status lagaya, likes kam aaye toh socha—algorithm kharab hai,
Kal se mehnat karunga, filter aur angle dono change karunga.

27. Dil se maine dua ki—mujhe smart bana de,
Baba ne kaha—selfie ka angle sudhar, phir log smart bolenge.

28. Teri yaadon ne mujhko fit kar diya,
Gym ko bola—sorry, aaj main yaadon ke saath cardio karunga.

29. Usne bola—main simple hoon, drama free,
Maine bola—accha, toh TV bandh kar do pehle.

30. Pyaar ki test drive ke baad decision na liya,
Result: warranty expired, mileage zyada aur expense high.

31. Tera naam phone pe save karne se pehle pucha—nickname kya rakhna hai?
Maine bola—’Battery Saver’, taki hamesha nazdeek rahe.

32. Mohabbat mein logic thoda weak ho gaya,
Calculator ne bhi bola—error: unrealistic expectations.

33. Tere smile ne account hack kar liya,
Password maangne par bhi security question confuse reh gaya.

34. Pyaar ka GPS off ho gaya,
Direction milegi toh milenge—magar map pe toh selfie pin hai.

35. Tum mile toh laga—life set ho jayegi,
Bank statement dekh ke laga—life under construction hai.

36. Usne bola—main independent hoon,
Maine bola—Tab toh tum meri pizza independent ho.

37. Pyaar aur mobile—donon charge mangte hai,
Par mobile 1 ghante mein full, pyaar update ke baad hi bolta hai “low battery”.

38. Dil se maine ping bheja—reply aaya late,
Auto-reply: “Busy hoon, heart pe kaam chal raha.”

39. Dosti mein honesty best policy hai,
Par salary pucho toh har koi thoda silent mode ho jata hai.

40. Pyaar mein thodi si logic lagao—risk kam ho jayega,
Par fir story kam interesting hogi, memes bhi kam viral honge.

41. Uske liye toh main hero bana,
Par background music band hua toh lines yaad nahi rahe.

42. Ek message aaya—”Kya kar rahe ho?”
Maine socha—Netflix, chips aur tumhara reply missing hai.

43. Pyaar ki boat mein life jacket zaroori hai,
Par date pe snacks le jana aur bhi zaroori hai.

44. Usne bola—main thoda different hoon,
Maine bola—accha, toh tum limited edition ho?

45. Dil ne bola—chalo status change karein,
Profile pic badli, par dil ka plan pending raha.

46. Pyaar ka coupon mila tha, expiry date past hogayi,
Ab sale pe bhi discount nahi milta.

47. Pyar mein patience jaruri hai,
Par restaurant ki queue mein patience kam milta hai.

48. Tere liye toh main star banunga,
Par remote chura lo toh main hero ban raha hoon.

49. Mohabbat mein sab sacrifice karte hain,
Par WiFi password share karna sabse bada sacrifice hai.

50. Pyar ki battery jaldi discharge ho jaati hai,
Par selfie mode mein battery bhi kam aur mood bhi kam.

51. Teri aankhon mein kuch baat thi,
Par contact lens bhi nahi tha—yeh magic kaise hua?

52. Love status likha—”Forever”,
Foreigner ne pucha—actually kab tak?

53. Pyaar mein thoda drama chahiye,
Par ghar ke saamne drama karoge toh neighbour complaint aayega.

54. Uski adaaon pe main fida hua,
Par bill dekh kar fidaai kam ho gayi.

55. Pyaar ka signal strong chahiye tha,
Par tumhare network mein 2 bars hi rehte hai.

56. Teri photo dekhi toh status change ho gaya,
Caption socha—kya likhun? ‘Without wifi, still trending’.

57. Dil ki battery full rehti jab tum pass hote ho,
Par mood ka charger tumhara reply hota hai.

58. Usne bola—tum jokes bahut ache ho,
Meaning: tumhara status sirf entertainment hai.

59. Pyaar mein kabhi kabhi logic fail karta hai,
Par pizza order karte waqt logic 100% work karta hai.

60. Dil ne bola—self control rakho,
Par dessert table pe self-control 404 error show karta hai.

61. Teri hasi ne mujhko mesmerize kar diya,
Par coffee ke bina main bahut slow ho jata hoon.

62. Usne bola—main simple hoon,
Simple mat socho—main limited edition hoon.

63. Pyaar ki line lambi ho gayi,
Par ticket creator ne bola—VIP pass chahiye.

64. Dil pe laga sticker—Handle With Care,
Par status pe likha—Do Not Disturb.

65. Uske messages me emoji zyada hote hai,
Par words kam—translation required.

66. Pyaar mein sab kuch free nahin hota,
Par memes free milte hai, aur laughter priceless.

67. Teri adaaon ne dil churaya,
Police se bola—case karna hai ya chocolate dena hai?

68. Pyaar ka SMS bheja—delivery nahi hoti,
Woh bola—network weak, dil ka data pack renew karo.

69. Usne kaha—tum unique ho,
Par mall ke poster ne bhi wahi line boli.

70. Dil ka app install kiya, bug aaye toh uninstall bhi kar diya,
Par memories ko delete karne ka option nahi milta.

71. Tere bina zindagi thodi boring hai,
Par pizza ke saath sab kuch interesting lagta hai.

72. Love ka plan banaya, budget nahi tha,
Ab mutual fund me invest karte hai—future secure nahi, mood secure.

73. Teri smile ne command kiya—”like karo”,
Birds bhi utte, par algorithms confuse ho gaye.

74. Mohabbat ka plan long-term tha,
Par snacks short-term hain—pehle snacks manage karo.

75. Usne kaha—tum mujhe samjho,
Maine kaha—pehle WiFi samjhaao.

76. Pyaar mein sab kuch chalta hai,
Par ghosting nahi—woh toh horror movie hai.

77. Teri aankhon pe main fida ho gaya,
Par sunglasses laga ke tu offline ho gayi.

78. Pyaar ka ticket mila, window seat chahiye tha,
Par middle seat mil gaya—sleep mode on.

79. Uski baatein chocolate jaisi meethi thi,
Calories count karne par bhi meetha hi mila.

80. Dil ne bola—ek selfie lenge,
Par camera ne bola—flash required.

81. Pyaar mein quotes likh ke posted kiya,
Likes kam aaye toh socha—caption me emoji add karun.

82. Usne kaha—tum perfect ho,
Par perfect bhi kabhi kabhi update mangta hai.

83. Dil ka rent increase ho gaya,
Inflation ka effect—pyaar bhi mehenga hogaya.

84. Teri yaadon me main lost ho gaya,
Google map ne bola—recalculating life route.

85. Pyaar mein sab kuch chalta hai—except excuses,
Excuses pe toh warranty bhi expire ho jati hai.

86. Usne kaha—tum mere liye special ho,
Special day par cake nahi, par message mila—”k”.

87. Dil ne bola—let’s go out,
Par weather ne bola—Netflix and chill better hai.

88. Pyaar ka album banaya, photos select kiye,
But camera roll ne kaha—storage full, delete karo kuch yaadon ko.

89. Uski baaton me poora drama tha,
Par climax me sirf “see you” milta hai.

90. Dil ne kaha—main serious hoon,
Par memes dekh kar serious mode off ho jata hai.

91. Teri selfie ne mujhko confuse kar diya,
Filter ne bola—original ya edited?

92. Pyaar ka plan simple tha—coffee date,
Par coffee bill dekh kar plan complex ho gaya.

93. Usne bola—short and sweet,
Par message short tha aur sweet zero.

94. Dil ne kaha—ek chance do,
Chance diya, joke ban gaya.

95. Pyaar mein sab plan banta hai,
Par plan A hi sabse zyada fail hota hai.

96. Usne bola—tum perfect match ho,
Maine bola—mic drop? Par mic khud hi off ho gaya.

97. Dil ka status—single and ready to mingle,
But fridge status—single and empty to mingle.

98. Pyaar ka joke samajh na aaye toh awkward hota hai,
Par pizza joke samajh na aaye toh hunger badhta hai.

99. Teri smile ne ek like bheja,
Notification aate hi dil ka app open ho gaya.

100. Pyaar aur laughter dono zaruri hai,
Jab dono mil jaaye toh life trending par chali jaati hai.